200g of chalk please?
Friday, October 19th, 2007Life sometimes is wonderful, and it’s the different people you meet that’s makes it so.
A very attractive young lady enters the shop;
FH – “ Hi there”
Lady – “ Hi, do you sell climbing chalk?”
FH – “yes over here in the basket, I’ve 200g, 100g and ball”
Lady – “what is the difference?”
FH – Thinking; you’re not a climber are you? “Quantity and the ball is in a net”
Lady – “ What do you keep it in?”
A silent pause
Lady – “oh I don’t want it for climbing”
FH – “What’s it for then”
Lady – “Pole Dancing”
Lady – Doing the motions “ I rub it on my hands and on my thighs”
FH – Faints!

A younger me on Morrels wall.